Monday Morning Ponderisms, Five year old edition

Your bread is so good, it's like a pillow in your mouth.

If someone ever breaks your heart, don't tattle to your parents.

I LIKE this game (said while throwing dinosaurs into the ceiling fan)

Mom, why does the sky change colors?

Vikings are cool, they get to pillage EVERYone.

Hey, mom, did you know my butt can talk?

Mom, can you make me a superhero blanket? Only I want it with Dr Strange because he is so unappreciated!

I'm so sorry, like as sorry as all the clouds (on a rainy day)

For Easter day, we should have LOTS of butterflies.

I think God is a pretty nice guy, because there aren't any bad guys in heaven.

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