Seriously, I just want the kitchen and dining room to be clean longer than half an hour. Is that too much? I'm so tired of cleaning, turning around and seeing another mess where I just cleaned! Seriously...melted cheese dripped all over my new floor? In a big frickin circle because he was pacing while eating???? Which part of 'use a plate' or 'eat at the table' is so difficult to remember? sheesh. I just want to walk downstairs from changing a diaper and know that it's a room I can sit in without getting my ass wet from someone spilling juice on the couch, or cutting my foot on a piece of broken plate, or having a bill stick to the syrup spilled on the table.