Monday Morning Ponderisms, Late for an Important Date edition

Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either! ~ Eaglet

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop. ~ The King

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. ~ Alice

Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. ~ The Duchess

We're all mad here! ~ The Cat

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. ~ The Mock Turtle